"It is our opinion that stopping in the name of love is not only the compulsory duty of the philandering party, but it would be irresponsible for him to do otherwise, pursuant to the aforementioned instances in which we have been both good and sweet to you, as well as the imminent risk of breaking the court's heart. Think it o-o-ver."This is an excerpt of an Onion story, "Supremes Court Upholds Stopping in the Name of Love in 2-1 Decision."
I can't wait until Tina Turner joins the court and they rule on "What's Love Got to Do with It."
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